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The Short Life Span of a Meatball Sub
Yesterday I said something I haven’t said in a while. It felt good. I said “I’ll take the meatball sub” then I said it again. The order taker asked “Do...
The Short Life Span of a Meatball Sub
Yesterday I said something I haven’t said in a while. It felt good. I said “I’ll take the meatball sub” then I said it again. The order taker asked “Do...
Urban Dictionary > Wikipedia
Night before Thanksgiving text: Me: I’m heading over Mom: I think I’m watching porn Me: hahahah I arrive to see my mother in her recliner, the recliner she bought after...
Urban Dictionary > Wikipedia
Night before Thanksgiving text: Me: I’m heading over Mom: I think I’m watching porn Me: hahahah I arrive to see my mother in her recliner, the recliner she bought after...
Mocking the Meditator
I was up in Boston for a week and got to spend a lot of time with the family. My mother likes to read the newspaper to me. Over the...
Mocking the Meditator
I was up in Boston for a week and got to spend a lot of time with the family. My mother likes to read the newspaper to me. Over the...
Fried Chicken Strut
I can’t tell you how many promises I’ve made to myself and then promptly broke that promise. It’s not good for the self-esteem to behave this way. You tell yourself...
Fried Chicken Strut
I can’t tell you how many promises I’ve made to myself and then promptly broke that promise. It’s not good for the self-esteem to behave this way. You tell yourself...
Portable Velvet Throne
I don’t know when creative job quitting became a thing in my family but it feels like it’s a family tradition. Anytime anybody wants to quit a job there are...
Portable Velvet Throne
I don’t know when creative job quitting became a thing in my family but it feels like it’s a family tradition. Anytime anybody wants to quit a job there are...
Jogging in Jeans: I can explain
I went on an American Horror Story (season 1) binge Monday. I love horror and pride myself on being the type of person who doesn’t get scared easy. For those...
Jogging in Jeans: I can explain
I went on an American Horror Story (season 1) binge Monday. I love horror and pride myself on being the type of person who doesn’t get scared easy. For those...
